Just for fun!

The first ladies of UK, Russia and France were having a meeting with Hillary Clinton. The subject of discussion was the penis of their respective spouse. The first lady of UK says, "It is like a gentleman - it stands up, as soon as I enter the room" The lady from Russia says, "It is like an army officer - you do not know where he will attack from - front or back." The French lady says, "It is like the screen in the auditorium - once the act is performed, it drops down." Then Hilary says, "It's like a rumour...it moves from one mouth to another." (H/T: 15 jokes)